I invented a drink!!!!

at least, i think i invented it...

i just wanna start by thanking my lovely friend and man-crush Ford for his modeling help...


so, it's called a '152.'


i know, the name is pretty boring, but whadda expect, i came up with this drink in a dream...


i woke up at 3 am a couple nights ago and for some reason had the entire recipe in my head... it was odd...


anywho, it's called a 152 becasue that is the shot amounts of the 3 ingredients to make the drink...


first, we start off with 1 shot of GOOD gin... notice the caps on the word GOOD? yeah, it's 'cuz i mean it...


not because i am a booze snob, but because crappy gin tastes like spit... plus pine...

anywho, one part gin...


















five parts lime-ade


















and two parts tonic water... with quinine...


















and voila! you have a 152... and a happy Jev, Ford and Cactus...

Death Machines Ride Again!!!

well ladies and gentlemen, it is official, 'Death Machines' has a new rider!!!!


i just finnished apllication process consiting, of course, of 3 tests:


1. killing 3+ hells angels with a heavy lead pipe or chain... in this case it was a combination of both.

2. lead a high mph (140+) police chase where more than 1/4 million of damages is accrued

and lastly

3. getting a tasteful tattoo from my neck down to my lower back of a naked woman riding a huge low-rider motorcycle with a sword fighting a giant purple dragon named BARTHOOZ, which, of course is our gang's mascot...






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DEATH MACHINES FOR LIFE!!!!



oh yeah, and here's my bike...














it's a 1990 yamaha fzr-600.


6 speed 603 cc inline four,


top speed: 145


horse power: 92 @ 10,500 rpm


kelly blue book value: $2,750.00


price i bought it for including new air filter, oil filter, front wheel, crankcase gasket, taxes, plates, tags and 3 quarts of yamalube 10w40 oil...

$1,300.00


frick yeah!!!