Extend-a-HOE...
i mean seriously...
how many times have you said to yourself,
"self, where the hell is that extend-a-hoe...? i feel like i never have one when i need one... this always happens. just when i need to use a hoe that extends, i don't have one! damn!
this sucks! where the hell did i leave it...?
seriously?"
just like that?
i know i have... daily...
how many times have you said to yourself,
"self, where the hell is that extend-a-hoe...? i feel like i never have one when i need one... this always happens. just when i need to use a hoe that extends, i don't have one! damn!
this sucks! where the hell did i leave it...?
seriously?"
just like that?
i know i have... daily...
posted by Lord Milton Pepperbottom III at 8:22 PM
3 Comments:
I am always misplacing my extend-a-hoe. My normal hoe aint hard to find but the extend-a-hoe and the contract-a-hoe seem to always be disappearing.
I put one of those things on my extend-a-hoe where you whistle and it beeps. It only has a range of about 20 feet...so it hasn't been all that effective.
I miss Jev....I will write a song about how much I have missed him. It will be called "Jev is a horrible friend and an even worse lover not that I would know anything about that" It will have a christian theme.
wow, lots of very violent and homoerotic overtones guys...
i like it...
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