Time Warp...
so, we cleaned the fridge out the other day. we finally decided that we were going to get rid of the stuff that another guy left in there from a couple weeks ago when he moved out...
we found this...
i'm not really a 'lite' type of eater... 'cuz of work and biking i probably burn 3000+ calories a day, so i don't really feel bad about eating 'heavy' foods.
needless to say, i wasn't super concerned with saving it...
BUT!
it smelled okay still, and heck, i'm a huge fan of salad... so i figured 'eh, what the hell?' and tossed some on a spinach salad.
mmmm, i smothered the rest of that crap all over my greens like it was going out of style.
...
about half way through the first bite, i shot a quick glance at the top of the bottle and saw the dressing was already expired.
'CRAP!' i thought, 'o man, here comes food poisoning for sure!'
'january,' it said.
...
STINKIN' JANUARY!
'o balls, i'm really screwed! that's like... 7 months!' i thought.
and then i caught the year...
vomiting insued.
we found this...
i'm not really a 'lite' type of eater... 'cuz of work and biking i probably burn 3000+ calories a day, so i don't really feel bad about eating 'heavy' foods.
needless to say, i wasn't super concerned with saving it...
BUT!
it smelled okay still, and heck, i'm a huge fan of salad... so i figured 'eh, what the hell?' and tossed some on a spinach salad.
mmmm, i smothered the rest of that crap all over my greens like it was going out of style.
...
about half way through the first bite, i shot a quick glance at the top of the bottle and saw the dressing was already expired.
'CRAP!' i thought, 'o man, here comes food poisoning for sure!'
'january,' it said.
...
STINKIN' JANUARY!
'o balls, i'm really screwed! that's like... 7 months!' i thought.
and then i caught the year...
vomiting insued.
posted by Lord Milton Pepperbottom III at 9:14 PM
6 Comments:
I don't want to be the judgemental type, but what kind of idiot would even think of eating something left in the fridge by a previous tenant without checking the expiration date.
Where did you go to school?
No kidding. You must have went to a public school where they didn't teach you how to read. You salad eating bastard.
wait... didn't we share the same alma mater?
Life in a shared house, I assume? Many wonderful surprises like that to be had!
man, that reminds me of the time you brought some sort of fresh-squeezed tangerine juice over to my dorm room in college, and left in my mini-fridge... when i remembered it, the sides were bulged out to maximum capacity and i had a bad feeling about the enduring freshness of the contents. but, being that i'm a scientist - and was in college - i had little choice but to (after solicitng bets from the neighbors) knock back a swig of the mystery juice. It had definitely seperated into its constituent parts, and fermentation was well underway... it tingled all the way down. all i can say is that it's no surprise that they don't make wine out of tangerines.
mmmm... all this food talk is making me hungry...
-m00n-
oh crap dude, that wasn't juice, that was some sample urine for a class experiment...
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