Strep Bed...
this is what i wake up to every morning...
notice the whole used roll of toilet paper due to the faucet my nose becomes when i lay down, the ibuprofen (1g i.e. 5 200mg tabs) i take every couple of hours because of the immaculate pain my throat is in, and the burt's beezwax chapstik because i blew my nostrils raw and bloody days ago. oh yeah, and don't forget the myriad of sweat caked to the sheets because of night fevers.
awesome.
everyday i wake up and expect to feel even a small amount better... this, unfortunately has proven to not only be a fallacy but also a seeming impossibility. i actually thought about what it would be like to live with this for the rest of my life this morning... between the violent coughing and thundering nose blowings... no thanks.
notice the whole used roll of toilet paper due to the faucet my nose becomes when i lay down, the ibuprofen (1g i.e. 5 200mg tabs) i take every couple of hours because of the immaculate pain my throat is in, and the burt's beezwax chapstik because i blew my nostrils raw and bloody days ago. oh yeah, and don't forget the myriad of sweat caked to the sheets because of night fevers.
awesome.
everyday i wake up and expect to feel even a small amount better... this, unfortunately has proven to not only be a fallacy but also a seeming impossibility. i actually thought about what it would be like to live with this for the rest of my life this morning... between the violent coughing and thundering nose blowings... no thanks.
posted by Lord Milton Pepperbottom III at 9:37 AM
5 Comments:
jevin' i'm sorry to see your sad state of affairs. maybe some fresh mountain air would do you good???
I woke up yesterday with a terrible sore throat. I tambien have what appears to be strep. Did I get it from looking at your page. I think so. I blame you for my illness mi amigo.
raquel, i would love some fresh air... to bad stuff casts stuff and i need to eat... and nicky, you got what you deserved!
Why do you hate me so much?
I call you and you never answer!!! what's the deal, Jev!!!!!!!!
jev-
I'm so grossed out by your throat picture that I can't even scroll down the screen.
GGGRRROSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
-zamie
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