Thursday, February 03, 2005

Dream...

i dreamt i married the woman of my dreams last night (no pun intended). i don't remember what she looked like, but she was soft as down and was perfumed with cherry blossoms and morning dew.





i guess that narrows it down a bit.

18 Comments:

Blogger jessvancity said...

sounds more like a comforter than an actual person ;-) or maybe it's a rabbit!

11:07 AM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

come to think of it, i am using a new laundry detergent...

3:51 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

I had a dream that I threw Shawna McCowen off a train once. A little different than your dream though. I would guess that you have been without some womanly comfort for a little too long. I find that alchohol fills most of the voids in our lives, JK buddy. But you do have a pretty sweet flask if you know what I mean. You could come to MN and snuggle up with me and Mark, but not in a gay way

9:50 AM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

i would agree with your comment on alcohol, it has always been there for me to fill the cracks of a life void of female contact and love. in fact, i spent last night drinking in my room... by myself... with the lights off... naked. i cried the majority of the time, and not the nice crying girls do for a lost dog or sick friend, but guttural crying that envolves punching things and vomiting... it was a good time had by all... which, of course, 'all' being me.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please tell me you're joking
rachelle

3:44 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

i wish... it seems it's a habit i just can't kick. ;-)

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading Nick's post I was confused because it sounded like you were a lonely man. Your dream seems more hopeful. If you don't remember what she looks like and you haven't met any girls that smells like cherry blossoms and morning dew then the dream girl is still to come. You haven't already lost the girl of your dreams. Don't worry you'll meet.
Anonymously,
Will

P.S. I am sure that she will be worth your wait.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

thanks buddy, i'm sure she will... only waiting is sooo crappy!

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would life be without contrast?
Anonymously,
Will

1:29 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

boring... true.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Jev you are a stud. Your gonna make your apple blossom lady a very happy woman. When you coming back to test for St. Paul?

11:29 AM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

thanks baby! about st paul, i dunno, i sent in the app. but it might have been late... either way, if they want me to test, they'll lemmy know at some point and i'll give you a heads up. also, i wanna come back sometime anyway, ya know, to see peeps... reguardless, i'm gunna have to put together some bank first...

12:46 PM  
Blogger Mr. Mark said...

the woman of your dreams is in Minnesota!

8:41 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

your argument is very persuasive...

10:05 PM  
Blogger Mr. Mark said...

Have you ever considered that the woman of yours dream could be me is a dress. Not in a gay way of course.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

huh... weird.

4:51 PM  
Blogger slackerflacker said...

i too dreampt of a girl smelling like apple blossoms and morning dew but i awoke to the realization i camped underneath an apple tree and wild pigs were slopping up the fermented fruits outside my tent, and it was just my bestfriend lying next to me with juice on her shoes...Which didn't make me sad because she's a girl, and well, so am i.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Lord Milton Pepperbottom III said...

i awoke the other day from a dream in which i was eating cinnamon buns... turns out i was eating my pillow... i soaked through the whole corner... i must have been chewing on it for hours. to be sure i was very disappointed.

10:03 PM  

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