What geographic location is it exactly in which gnomes are concidered frightening?

uh, even at the risk of sounding like 'that guy,' i still gotta say that no matter how much i suspend my disbelief and no matter how tightly i reign my 'book-by-its-cover ' judgement, no matter how much i don't want to...

i'm still questioning the exceptionality of this one...




notice the cover alludes to this particular flick as being 'one sexy horrific ride.'

i'm sorry, i...

i guess uh...

i guess i'm the stupid one really.

i was under the assumption that gnomes were sweet, lawn-born, well-meaning beings who cared only for the salubrity of both gnomanity and humanity along with the advancement of pixi-dust laced cheer and altruistism. apparently i was totally incorrect, i guess gnomes are neither peaceful nor loving...

no, i guess it was obvious to everyone but me that instead they are sexy...

and horrific.

anyway, i had to rent it. it was... it was uh... it uh... *insert head scratch* it was okay... it uh, it had its moments...

yeah, i'm sorry, i'm really trying, but i just can't say anything good about it. unless, of course, i said it was awesome at... uh... ya know, being really, really not very good... yeah, let's just uh... let's just say that.